Roasted 1 year ago based on Lemogang's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Lemogang’s Spotify profile, where nobody asked for your musical taste but here we are—drowning in a sea of Afro-this and Afro-that. Amapiano? Gqom? It’s like your playlist threw a block party in the African suburbs and forgot to send the invites to good taste. Look, we appreciate your dedication to an entire genre of music that sounds like a dying laptop and someone fighting a goat, but please—do both yourself and the rest of us a favor: diversify your audio diet. Your love for "Private School Piano" screams, “I spend more on overpriced coffee than I do on my Spotify subscription.” And then we have your favorite artists. A-Reece… again?! Is he the only one making music this decade? It’s as if your entire playlist was curated using a single Google search—“African artists that somehow sound good on repeat.” If A-Reece’s tracks were currency, you’d be a millionaire with no friends left. Between the repetitive beats and 3-step rhythms, it seems like you’re one sad violin piece away from hosting a bunker party and crying for a life beyond "Afro" and "House." Honestly, even your most played artists must be questioning your taste in music at this point. Let’s transition to your most played songs, shall we? The way "100 mill" is racking up your plays, I half-expect you to start a fan club dedicated to the joys of wealth-building through lack of variety in life experiences. Who does a "5 Year Plan" need to impress? Are you even planning a trip outside of the five songs you have on loop? With the amount of time you’ve spent listening to “Emthandayo,” it’s like you’re trying to chant your way into some cosmic breakthrough—but instead, you’re just stuck in your bedroom, still wearing pajamas from last Thursday. Keep jamming though; maybe one day you’ll accidentally stumble onto a genre that doesn’t involve the phrase “Afro.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!