Roasted 2 years ago based on matiazz789's long term Spotify stats.

Matiazz789, your Spotify profile reads like a high schooler's desperate attempt to look deep and edgy while secretly still being afraid of their shadow. I mean, come on, you have "zoomergaze" as a genre. What’s next for you? "Screaming at Clouds" and “Emo Picnic”? Forget existential crises; you’re trying to win a trophy for the quirkiest mood swings in music. There’s more confusion in your list than there is in a teenager's diary! Your top artists scream, "I have commitment issues!" $uicideboy$, Juice WRLD, and Oliver Tree in one breath? You must really love heartbreak and questionable life choices. One moment you’re headbanging with Deftones, and the next, you're lost in a cloud of rap that sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom during a sad karaoke night. And seriously, with songs like “A Little Trauma Can Be Illuminating, And I'm Shining Like The Sun,” I’d be more worried about your mental state than your music suggestions. And let's talk about those most played songs—if “Die For You” is your number one, that explains a lot; you must be auditioning for a role as the poster child of emotional overkill. “The Number You Have Dialed Is Not in Service” should be playing every time you try to call someone to share your ‘deep’ thoughts. Let’s face it, your playlist could double as a script for a sad indie movie that nobody asked for but somehow feels obligated to exist. Keep streaming, Matiazz789, but let’s work on your genre diversification before the universe decides to intervene!

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