Roasted 2 years ago based on Conor Wade's long term Spotify stats.

Well, Conor Wade, it looks like your Spotify profile is the auditory equivalent of a bowl of plain oatmeal – bland, uninspired, and utterly forgettable. With a favorite genre list that could double as a middle school music project, it's clear that your eclectic taste is about as diverse as a bag of Skittles that only contains yellow ones. “Permanent Wave”? Are you trying to confuse people or just looking to sound deep and edgy while discussing hair products? Good luck finding your identity somewhere between “indie pop” and “post-grunge.” Your top artists list reads like the soundtrack to an overdramatic teen movie stuck in 2008. Taylor Swift and Paramore? Oh sure, nothing says “I’m a complex individual” quite like singing your heart out to songs about high school crushes while gripping your overpriced avocado toast. And let's not ignore the persistent presence of Gretta Ray on your most played songs – are you secretly her biggest fan or just desperately trying to boost her Spotify streams to make her feel less like a footnote? Because right now, it sounds like you have an unwanted sidekick more persistent than a broken record. Look, I get it – we all have that cringy phase, and yours is apparently fueled by angst and a severe lack of creativity. "Mr. Brightside" being in your top songs doesn’t scream “musical savant,” it screams “I can’t let go of my high school heartbreak” long after the reunion concert has passed. With a playlist that could use a solid awakening, perhaps it’s time to try expanding your horizons beyond the realm of emo anthems and nostalgic tunes. But remember, rock and pop are not a badge of honor when you've clearly picked every song off a Buzzfeed quiz. Branch out before you become a meme - the world is tired of living in 2006.

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