Roasted 1 month ago based on Renova Zidane's long term Spotify stats.

Renova Zidane, your Spotify profile reads like the sonic diary of someone who spends more time figuring out the perfect angle for their Instagram selfies than actually engaging with the outside world. Seriously, your favorite genres list is a smorgasbord of hipster pretentiousness that would make even the most tolerant barista roll their eyes. Shoegaze? Math Rock? The only calculations you should be worried about are the number of times you’ve explained these genres to someone who's too busy in the real world to notice. Spoiler alert: No one cares how long you spend staring at your shoes while high on caffeine and existential dread. Your top artists are a trainwreck I can’t look away from. Deftones and Radiohead combine with obscure Indonesian indie bands that no one knows exist outside your basement. It’s like you took a blender full of angst, added a dash of cultural pride, and somehow forgot to hit “purée.” "Morfem"? "Dongker"? Are these band names or the result of a poorly-thought-out text autocorrect? Either way, I can assure you, no one is lining up to share a 10-minute conversation about your tragic taste in music. Your playlists read like a “how to be insufferable at parties” guide. And then there are your most played songs. My God, if your playlist was any more dramatic, it would have its own Netflix series. "Crescent-Shaped Depression"? Seriously? Either you’ve got a subscription to Sadness Monthly, or you’re trying to win the world record for the most emo quotes in one sitting. If I had a penny for every tear you shed to “Feel Any Pain,” I’d be rich enough to hire an interventionist to break you away from the dark side of your headphones. Newsflash, Renova: It’s 2023, and we’re still waiting on that glow-up you promised us in High School!

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