Roasted 2 years ago based on TÜRK's long term Spotify stats.

TÜRK, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who just finished a world geography exam and thought, “I’ll show I have culture!” You’re like the UN of hip hop, but the only treaty you signed was with mediocre taste. Seriously, your favorite genres could be a plot twist in a terrible rom-com—who knew that German Drill and Albanian Hip Hop would join forces like an overhyped Avengers movie? Listening to your favorite German underground rap is the musical equivalent of asking your friends for a favor at 3 AM: it’s questionable, uncomfortable, and nobody will ever forget it. But let's talk about your top artists, which look like a sports roster for a league of underground wannabes. “Dardan” and “Zuna”? More like Darn-it and Zzzuna! We get it; you want the world to believe you have edgy taste, but there’s a fine line between being a trendsetter and just being transged for that Spotify Wrapped embarrassment. If your top artists formed a band, would they finally be able to sell tickets… or just cause mass confusion over who would even show up? The vibes are so off it’s like a cacophony of confused teenage angst spewed forth from an over-enthusiastic SoundCloud account. And those most played songs? If I had a dollar for every time I saw an artist's name and thought, “Who in the unholy heck is that?” I could buy you a real music subscription. Your playlist looks like the soundtrack to a bad international spy film that has too many plot holes to keep track of. “Panama” by GReeeN? If that song doesn’t have you questioning your life choices by the time the chorus hits, you’re doing it wrong. Keep blasting those obscure tracks like they’ll win you a Grammy, but I’ll be over here, sipping my mainstream coffee, perfectly comfortable in the acceptance that I’m not trying to pass off cultural confusion as a personality.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!