Roasted 4 months ago based on мiяко's long term Spotify stats.

Well, мiяко, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis wrapped in an existential crisis. Seriously, "Art Pop," "Hyperpop," and "Witch House"? It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to curate a playlist that both confuses and cripples your sanity at the same time. Let’s be real: if eclectic choices were a talent, you’d have solid gold medals for being the most audaciously confused musical experiment gone wrong. And those favorites? Sweetie, it looks like you’ve put every artist with a moody vibe on speed dial—except for the ones who might actually help you deal with those feelings. “Cigarettes After Sex” and “Melanie Martinez”? Sounds like a perfect soundtrack to your teenage bedroom that still smells like regret and half-baked dreams. I mean, are you trying to find the meaning of life in sad girl anthems, or are you just stuck in a loop waiting for Lana to finally pick you up from this emotional wreckage? But let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? It's like you’ve picked every Lana Del Rey track just to remind yourself that life isn’t always sunflowers and burnt marshmallows. And seriously, “Funeral” by The Buttress? You really went there, huh? With choices like these, your playlists scream “I’m one breakup away from an Instagram poetry account.” If I were your music therapist, I’d be asking for your check-up; listening to Lana this much could only mean one thing: you’re either a poet or in desperate need of a hobby. But hey, at least your terrible taste in music keeps us all entertained!

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