Roasted 8 months ago based on star of the sea's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, m, your Spotify profile is like the musical equivalent of a hipster café: a bewildering mix of grungy irony and a desperate need for validation. Bedroom pop? Hyperpop? Alternative rock? Just admit it—you're trying to create a playlist so obscure that even your Spotify algorithm is giving you a confused side-eye. It's like you wandered into a record store, saw one too many trendy, flannel-clad baristas, and thought, “Hey, what if I dabbled in every genre that sounds like an emotional breakdown?” Most of your genres sound like names of indie bands that only play in basements, and quite frankly, that’s where your taste belongs. Your top artists read like a Yelp review written by an angsty adolescent. Jeff Buckley and Radiohead right next to beabadoobee and Ayesha Erotica—was there a 2-for-1 sale on angst at the emo store? It’s as if you auto-filled your favorites list with whatever made you feel just sad enough to reach for an oversized hoodie and binge-watch sad movies in the dark. Also, can we talk about “Yummy - Righteous Remix Sped Up”? That’s a song title that screams: “I have absolutely zero self-respect.” Come on, m, how are you going to explain that to your future therapist? And let's look at your most played songs. It’s a beautiful trainwreck, really. You’ve created a landscape of melancholic nostalgia, punctuated by the occasional hit of cringeworthy remix. “Don't Delete The Kisses” followed by “Yummy”? You could've broken a world record for emotional whiplash! It’s like your mood swings are set to shuffle, and it’s clear your dating life has been as chaotic as your playlist. But hey, don't let me stop you from continuing your mission to make indie music's biggest identity crisis sound like a damn soundtrack to your life. Just remember, there's a thin line between quirky and just plain sad.

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