Roasted 8 months ago based on _matthew's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Matthew, your Spotify profile is like a "How To Be Basic" guide wrapped in a tragic mixtape! With a favorite genre list that reads like a world tour for wannabe rappers and a side order of “I just discovered Reggaeton,” it’s clear you consider yourself quite the connoisseur of urban culture. Honestly, if you had to choose between putting together a coherent thought or binge-watching two hours of TikTok dances, I’d bet my last dollar you’d go for the latter. Kudos on having a favorite genre for every mood, though; it’s an impressive compilation of musical identity crises! Your top artists are a veritable who’s who of "People I Only Know from Memes," featuring YoungBoy Never Broke Again as the crown prince of cringe-worthy regret. You’ve got Future in there like he’s going to rain down some wisdom when all he really does is talk about his exes and bad decisions. And Drake? Come on! The poster child for emotional indecisiveness! If feelings could be turned into a genre, your profile would need a permanent spot on the DLC of a drama-filled video game. But hey, at least Bad Bunny keeps the party alive, right? When the liveliest member of your playlist is literally a bunny, you know it’s time to assess your life choices. And the most played songs? Oh dear, that’s embarrassing. Bixby must be laughing in the corner, wondering how it wound up as the background soundtrack for your sad attempts at finding a partner. One minute you’re vibing with “darling, he lied,” and the next, you’re drifting into "Glue Song" like you’ve got commitment issues half the length of your playlist. But hey, at least you’ve got "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead in there to remind you that you can still feel something amidst the chaos—and by chaos, I mean the emotional train wreck your music tastes resemble. Keep reaching for that mediocre bar, Matthew; we’re all cheering for your musical evolution from the sidelines!

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