Roasted 2 years ago based on Lakrym's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Lakrym, the walking Spotify algorithm with a penchant for music that sounds like a blender filled with angry jackhammers. Seriously, your favorite genres read like the resume of a band that never got off the ground due to excessive self-indulgence. "Technical Death Metal"? More like "I’m trying too hard to get noticed at the guitar store." And let’s not even get started on “Brutal Death Metal”—it's like you reached into the musical dumpster and pulled out whatever dishwater of sound those angry teens were thrashing about with. What’s next? A penchant for polka mixed with Viking battle cries? Your top artists list is like a weird music quiz that might actually scare off everyone within earshot. Aesop Rock and Cattle Decapitation? That’s a combo that says, “I simultaneously enjoy deep lyrical philosophies and the sound of a thousand chainsaws cutting through air.” You, my friend, embody the duality of man: one half craving an enlightening rap verse while the other demands to have its skull crushed by a relentless breakdown. It’s like your Spotify playlist threw a wild rager, and only the confused leftovers showed up, half-baked and overly complex—just like your personality! And we must address those top songs, too. “The Cypher Supreme” sounds like something you’d shout while searching for a Wi-Fi signal in an underground bunker. Seriously, your most played tracks could soundtrack episodes of “Nerds Gone Wild” or serve as a warning signal for anyone approaching your playlist. It’s a miracle people don’t call in the noise control for the symphony of madness you’ve curated. But hey, never change—your sonic quest to combine chaos, complexity, and confusion will continue to entertain us all while we shake our heads and reconsider our life choices!

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