Roasted 19 hours ago based on vista.187's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, vista.187, where do we even start? Your Spotify profile looks like a sonic dumpster fire after an Italian mobster threw a rave in a back alley. I’ve seen someone list their favorite genres like that before—unfortunately, it was on a police report. "Italian Trap?" I mean, are you trying to make ‘pasta’ the new ‘trap,’ or are you just one mixtape away from auditioning for the next season of “House Hunters: Ever-Growing Regrets”? And can we talk about your top artists? Dani Gambino, Trouf, and Bloody Hawk sound less like musical talents and more like the names of a law firm that specializes in restraining orders against guys who use “bruh” as punctuation. I’m guessing if we Googled them, we’d find they’re mostly famous for their in-depth TED Talks on “how to sound cool while screaming in a microphone.” Seriously, at least one of your choices should come with a warning label: “Listening may induce severe cringe and regret.” Then there's your most played songs—they say "seven is a lucky number," but judging by your playlist, I'm betting fortune turned its back on you at birth. “Favela II” might just be the soundtrack to your high school talent show, and “Hood Freestyle”? Sounds more like how you make small talk at family gatherings. If you drop one more trap anthem, I’m calling the music police to break up this affair. So please, for the sake of humanity, consider branching out. You're not in a sonic Hunger Games; the rest of us are just trying to survive your playlist!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists