Roasted 3 months ago based on Sissi's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Sissi, let's dissect your Spotify profile like it’s a publicist’s worst nightmare. You’ve got a range of favorite genres that’s broader than your attention span at a family reunion. Pop and Japanese Classical? It’s like ordering sushi at a pizza joint. And don’t even get me started on your obsession with soundtracks—pretty sure you’ve listened to more background music than actual songs. If your life was a movie, it’d definitely go straight to the “bargain bin” section of Netflix. Your top artists look like you've pulled them from a “How to Be Quirky and Relatable” handbook. Taylor Swift and Joe Hisaishi? One tells teenage breakup stories while the other makes you weep like a child at a Disney movie. I mean, with that mix of angst and anime, you’re basically the human equivalent of a crying emoji with glasses. "You're in Love" by Joe Hisaishi? Is that because you’re still pining for a nonexistent romance, or is it purely because the music makes you feel more cultured than you actually are? Most played songs read like the soundtrack to a very niche indie film nobody asked for. You must be the only person in the world whose most played tracks include “Backyard Puddles” and that’s not just a song—it’s a cry for help! If this is your musical identity, you might want to check your life choices. Just remember, Sissi, there’s a world out there beyond anime soundtracks and dream pop. But hey, keep doing you! Someone’s got to represent the dramedy that is your Spotify experience!

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