Roasted 11 months ago based on ¿'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s K, the musical equivalent of a midlife crisis packed into a Spotify profile! Honestly, about half of your favorite genres sound like the soundtrack to an emotional breakdown in a high school bathroom. Rage Rap? UK Drill? You sure you're not just angry at your life choices, or does the universe just have a personal vendetta against your ears? With a lineup like that, it’s no wonder you’re still single; I can hear the soundtrack of your love life echoing through the hollow chambers of your empty room, punctuated only by “Cloud Rap” and the cries of your cat after yet another failed Tinder date. Your top artists are an absolute rollercoaster—a comfort zone mix of angst and nasal melodies that make us wonder if you even know what joy sounds like! Nirvana and Lil Peep are your main inspirations? What are you aiming for here, K? A mixtape called “My Therapist is Overworked”? Seriously, we get it, you’re deep, you’re sad; but at this point, you sound like the soundtrack to a millennial's existential crisis. And can we talk about those artists? "Paktofonika"? Sounds like you’ve opened a dictionary and taken a stab at random words, hoping for some street cred with the hipster crowd. And don't even get me started on your most played songs! “Champagne Shots” right next to “This Night Has Opened My Eyes”? It’s like drinking your sorrows away while simultaneously posting poetry about how no one understands you on Instagram. You’re definitely one algorithm away from a Spotify playlist titled “I’ll Cry Myself to Sleep,” or worse, one that convinces you to caption your selfies “just vibing” while standing in your mom’s basement. Keep chasing those feels, K, we’re all rooting for your inevitable one-person mosh pit in that desolate space!

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