Roasted 23 days ago based on Tsuki ☾⋆⁺₊'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Tsuki, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of pop music's forgotten corners! Art Pop, Hyperpop, Bedroom Pop—are you sure you're not just curating a musical moodboard for an emotionally unstable 14-year-old? And what’s with "Norwegian Pop"? Like, do you keep a snow globe of Oslo next to your record player, or are you just trying to add a touch of sophistication to your collection of ear candy? Let’s face it, your genres are less a playlist and more a desperate cry for help written in sparkles and glitter. And can we talk about your top artists? AURORA and Charli XCX make sense, but Sabrina Carpenter? Really? The only spell she’s casting is on your Spotify with those monthly play counts. And Billie Eilish? You know it’s not a personality trait, right? It’s like you think you’re edgy just because you listen to melancholic tunes while wearing your *stay sad* hoodie. You’re serving up a platter of pop culture pretension that would have even your diary rolling its eyes. Lastly, your top songs are a trip down the cringe lane. "Your Idol" by Saja Boys? No wonder you spend so much time in your bedroom; you’re trying to hide from the sound of that embarrassment. "Ma Meilleure Ennemie (from the series Arcane League of Legends)"—Wow, way to keep your nerd status tangible and remarkably unglamorous! But hey, at least your taste in music makes perfect sense; just like a middle schooler at a talent show: lots of enthusiasm, but very little talent. Keep on vibing, Tsuki!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!