Roasted 2 years ago based on TH☰O ‧₊˚ ✩'s long term Spotify stats.

Theo Tintin, huh? Sounds like you were destined for a life of ironic T-shirts and revisiting high school heartbreaks through music. Your choice in genres reads like the results of a personality quiz you took on a lazy Tuesday: “Pop,” “Emo Rap,” and “Cloud Rap”? That’s not diverse, buddy—it's like showing up to a potluck with nine different types of bread because you couldn’t be bothered to pick an actual dish. Spoiler alert: no one wants to eat your sad bread. And your top artists? Nice collection of musicians, but I can’t help but wonder—are you trying to woo someone or prepare for a emotional crisis? Between “Cigarettes After Sex” and “Lil Peep,” it’s like you’re curating the perfect soundtrack for a dramatic walk home after an awkward date. You could have picked names that sound like they collected their emotional baggage at a flea market! And the fact that “OneRepublic” somehow snuck into your top artists feels like adding an off-brand soda to a fancy cocktail party—out of place and just sad. Now, let’s talk about those most played songs. “Everything Works Out In The End - Best Part Looped” feels like a motto for a professional procrastinator. Honestly, if your life were a playlist, it’d be called “Cringe Compilation” and would feature every awkward teenage love song imaginable. At least you have versatile taste—one minute you’re crying into your pillow, and the next, you’re getting hyped for embracing your own melodrama like it’s a lifestyle choice. Just remember, Theo, it’s never too late to upgrade from that Spotify profile of an eternal sad boy to someone who might actually put some fun back into your stress ball of a personality!

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