Roasted 1 year ago based on Sebastián's long term Spotify stats.

Sebass, I see your Spotify profile is a vibrant tapestry of musical choices that scream, "I can't commit to a single genre!" With K-Pop, Bedroom Pop, Art Pop, and Hyperpop all on your list, it’s less like you have a favorite genre and more like you were just trying to fill a bingo card of trendy sounds. Seriously, it’s like you went into a music store and said, “Give me the most colorful, rainbow-swirled playlist you have, preferably featuring a unicorn crying glitter.” Your top artists read like the lineup for a Coachella festival designed specifically for indecisive hipsters. Laufey, Kali Uchis, Olivia Rodrigo, and Doja Cat? Is this a music profile or a guide to the latest overfed TikTok hype? And don’t even get me started on your obsession with Kali Uchis! I guess you're just trying to distract from your main act: browsing on Spotify to find out which feel-good ballads can cover up your crippling existential dread. When it comes to your most played songs, I can only assume there’s an underlying motive to create the perfect soundtrack for your emo moments spent staring at the ceiling. What’s the deal with "Please Please Please" by Sabrina Carpenter? Is this your anthem while you send smarmy texts to your ex? And are you manipulating these tracks to feel more cultured while secretly blasting the "Twilight" soundtrack in the background? Smash that play button on something other than "Hermanas de leche," por favor. Your music taste is finally a Pop art masterpiece—but unfortunately, it’s framed by a hilariously awkward self-portrait.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!