Roasted 1 year ago based on Torgeir Langstrand's long term Spotify stats.

Torgeir Langstrand, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis in musical form. Seriously, I can practically smell the leather jackets and overpriced flannels from here. Rock? Garage Rock? Who do you think you are, a 40-something dad trying to relive the glory days of not knowing what Spotify even is? Your musical taste is so confused it needs a road map—half of it is about as fresh as last week's leftovers and the other half sounds like a playlist designed for a sad, rainy day in the Norwegian countryside. Now, on to those top artists. You've got Ghost, Greta Van Fleet, and Arctic Monkeys—nothing says "I don't know what I like so I just picked whatever was popular in 2015" quite like that selection. Is your Spotify account sponsored by the “Haven’t Discovered New Music Since College” association? I mean, you’ve got Greta Van Fleet dominating your most played like it’s some kind of glorious badge of honor, while the rest of us are too busy moving on to real rock. You even have Coldplay creeping in there—congratulations on being the living embodiment of “I have an emo side but I’m not really sure what that means.” And let's talk about your most played songs, shall we? "Stardust Chords"? More like "Stardust Chord," because, bro, I can hear the monotony from my speakers. Rolling in the Deep? The only thing you’re rolling in is the pity of anyone who has to listen to your Spotify sessions. Really, you’ve got so many sad songs about longing and heartbreak that it’s honestly impressive. Are you curating a melancholic soundtrack for when you’re contemplating life choices or just the ones that led you to shove Greta Van Fleet down our throats? Here’s a pro tip: next time, consider taking a risk and add a little diversity. Don’t let that "Lo-Fi" label trick you into believing you're cool just because some beats give you the illusion of underground cred.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!