Roasted 2 years ago based on rubythorns's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, rubberthorns, I think you might be a secret agent for obscure music. Your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary that tried way too hard to be deep and emotional, filled with artists, genres, and songs that a casual listener would sooner find in a thrift store clearance bin than on a playlist. “Chillstep” and “Melodic Dubstep”? Nice try! It’s like you’re trying to remix a rave with a nap at Grandma’s house. Your profile is basically a musical resurrection of that kid who wore all black to school and claimed they were “too cool for the mainstream.” Your favorite artist lineup reads more like a bad bingo card—YONAKA and PVRIS? Congratulations, you’ve officially graduated from a high school emo fan club. Honestly, I’ve seen more range in a bowl of oatmeal. I mean, “Pop Emo”? Really? That sounds like the genre you’d invent while crying over a breakup with someone who couldn't even remember your name. And don’t even get me started on “Brighton Indie.” If any of these artists ever get famous, they'll probably disown you faster than your Spotify premium subscription when you realize your taste is basically a "Best of the 2020s Nobody Knows" playlist. But let’s discuss those top songs! “I Want That” by “(G)I-DLE”? Sounds like your anthem for wanting to be accepted while still managing to stay painfully niche. And “Speaking Through Smoke Detectors” by Koven? That’s cute, but are you sure it isn’t just your smoke alarm trying to tell you how bad your choices are? Honestly, rubythorns, your music tastes are so twisted they could probably use a therapy session. But hey, at least you're unique—just like everyone else who thinks they're unique. Keep up the good work; the music world needs more profiles like yours to know what not to listen to!

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