Roasted 1 month ago based on Ryo‼️'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ryo‼️, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s teenage diary had a musical identity crisis. I mean, seriously, when did being sad and socially awkward become a full-time job? Your mix of "Midwest Emo" and "Art Rock" could only mean one thing—you’re single-handedly keeping the flannel and thick-rimmed glasses economy afloat while the rest of us are just trying to enjoy life without a constant soundtrack of angst and teenage heartbreak. You must get a trophy for "Most Likely to Overthink a Love Song." Looking at your top artists, it's no surprise your love life resembles more of a tragic indie film than a romance. With songs about anything from dead birds to heartbreak over beer, it's clear you’re taking "emotional baggage" to a whole new level. I almost feel bad for your Spotify algorithms; they're out here desperately trying to find a glimmer of positivity amidst your relentless playlist of despair. If you played any more Modern Baseball, I’d assume you were trying to apply for a sad boy band audition, minus the talent part. And come on, Ryo‼️, did you seriously just put "The Flat Stanleys" in your tops? With that name, it sounds like you’re either still stuck in your childhood or you’ve really embraced the art of being painfully basic. You’ve got songs capturing the essence of angst and confused love, only for them to be accompanied by a cover art design that looks like it was made on MS Paint. Let’s be honest: if "I’m a mess" had a soundtrack, it’d be your entire library. Next time you head to a party, maybe consider leaving your Spotify playlist behind—unless, of course, you want to be the butt of every joke in the room.

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