Roasted 1 year ago based on Filippofoa's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s Filippofoa, the walking Spotify algorithm gone rogue! Seriously, your music taste is so chaotic it’s like a toddler threw a tantrum at a music festival. Rap, Rage Rap, Emo Rap, Jazz Rap – are you trying to create the world’s worst mixtape or just proving that indecision is one of your strong suits? I mean, if your playlists were a personality, they’d be a confused teenager switching between "I love life" and "What is existence?" as they shove drive-thru fries down their throat. Your top artists read like a lineup for a “How to Confuse Your Parents” concert series. Lil Tecca to Kendrick Lamar? It’s like going from “My Little Pony” to an episode of “Breaking Bad” in three songs flat. And let's not overlook the commitment to Homixide Gang, because nothing screams artistic depth quite like having your top two tracks from a group that sounds like they submitted their homework in crayon. You’ve got more loyalty to your playlist than you do to your social circle. Who needs friends when you’ve got a collection of songs so mismatched it could star in a buddy cop movie? Finally, there’s the song selection. “Outside Today” by YoungBoy Never Broke Again? Real original, buddy - I'm sure you’re the catalyst for leading the charge in a campaign to answer the burning question, “What happens if you mix all the cringiest memes of the past five years into one mixtape?” And your emotional rollercoaster is virtually non-stop with “Sing About Me, I’m Dying of Thirst” sitting right next to “Rapp Snitch Knishes.” If your Spotify were a movie, it’d be a weird avant-garde piece trying to capture the essence of existential dread with a side order of “What the hell am I doing?” So please, for the love of all things cultured, stop listening to this existential crisis disguised as a playlist and consider some therapy—either that or diversify your music taste to something the rest of us can stomach!
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