Roasted 11 months ago based on QwertyQwertQwerts's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Qwerty, with a playlist more confused than your love life, let's dive into your musical choices. When your favorite genres read like a teenager's experimental phase at 3 a.m., it’s clear you're chasing a sound that doesn’t even exist yet. Hyperpop? Are you trying to summon a digital demon? And with Breakcore and Speedcore on your list, it’s almost like you’re aiming to set your eardrums on fire while simultaneously attempting to recreate the sound of a malfunctioning blender. Your top artists are a treasure trove of questionable decisions, like a time capsule from a middle school bedroom. Charli xcx and Linkin Park? So you’re telling me you vibe to both the angst of the early 2000s and the artificial joy of TikTok? And femtanyl—seriously? Do we need to have a talk about your taste in names? At this point, is your music search history just a cry for help or are you genuinely trying to find out if art or life hits harder? Because judging by those choices, I'd say it’s definitely the latter. As for your most played songs, congratulations on achieving the impossible: fusing music that sounds like a car crashing into a rave and melodies cobbled together by a toddler with a kazoo. "EAT YOU UP"? More like eat your heart out, because your choices are a feast of regret wrapped in subpar production. Just remember, listening to "Who the Hell Is Edgar?" won’t help when you’re trying to figure out who the hell you are. So, Qwerty, keep those Spotify stats coming—at least it gives the rest of us a break from listening to our own poor life choices!

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