Roasted 2 years ago based on Jack Armanini's long term Spotify stats.

So, Jack Armanini, let me get this straight: your top five favorite genres are basically an identity crisis set to music. Are you trying to assemble the world’s most confused country trap band? I can just picture you at a party in a cowboy hat, rapping about putting on your boots while simultaneously longing for the streets of Atlanta. Just pick a side, man; your Spotify is less of a profile and more of a political debate between hip-hop and country! And can we talk about your top artists? You’ve got Taylor Swift cozied up next to Young Nudy like they’re best friends from the same neighborhood. If the universe had a sense of humor, it would send you to a desolate cabin in rural Georgia with nothing but a loop of “Bad Blood” and “Rage Rap” playing on repeat. Like, congrats on bridging the gap between suburban angst and Southern charm, but do you really want people to know that your dream concert involves cowboy boots and gold chains? The vibe is so jarring I’m half expecting an existential crisis to drop a mixtape on you. Now let's take a peek at your most played songs. You’ve got everything from heartfelt country ballads about heartache to brutal trap beats about – what else? – crime. If your music taste were a middle school diary, it would read like a teenager’s messy thoughts; you can’t figure out if you want to write poetry about lost love or the criminal underworld. I’m just saying, Jack, with a library that schizophrenic, perhaps it’s time for a musical intervention. Good luck explaining that chaos to a therapist – “Yeah, doc, I swear I’m well-adjusted; I just enjoy a little murder music with my sweet tea.”

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