Roasted 23 days ago based on Ethan Hernandez's long term Spotify stats.

Ethan Hernandez, huh? With a Spotify profile that screams "hipster who found himself in a thrift store," it's hard to tell if you're here for the music or you just want to feel special about not listening to mainstream tracks. You’ve got enough 'hip hop' listed to make a PhD dissertation on the subject, but don’t worry — your Spotify wrapped will come out more confusing than your taste in shoes. Is your life really so deep that "experimental hip hop" and "Argentine trap" are your go-tos? You must think you're the chosen one, but honestly, you just sound like a walking Urban Outfitters clearance rack. Scrolling through your top artists is like visiting a coffee shop where the barista insists on using obscure ingredients to whip up something that feels artisanal but tastes like regret. Tyler, The Creator and Kanye West? Original, Ethan. You're basically the only guy that hasn't realized that listening to MF DOOM while you sip oat milk and scroll TikTok does not make you clever. Also, we get it, you love underground hip hop — does that mean we should start calling you ‘Buried Ethan’ because clearly, you've spent enough time in the music crypt that your social life is now as nonexistent as your gym membership. As for those most played songs, your Spotify algorithm should be embarrassed. Do you think playing “MOMMA TALK” for the thousandth time is going to change the fact that you're still having video game night with your cat? Newsflash, Ethan: You can love Tyler all you want, but playing him on repeat only reinforces that your personality is about as unique as the five other guys in your college dorm who claimed the same thing. Keep chasing those obscure tracks, buddy — at this rate, you might just find yourself working in a record store and giving lectures on why “Hot Wind Blows” is life-changing.

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