Roasted 2 years ago based on FusionMerk's long term Spotify stats.

Hey FusionMerk, you must really love the sound of angst mixed with ambient guitar feedback, huh? With a Spotify profile packed tighter than a dad's gut at a barbecue, you clearly have a special kind of taste—like a high school kid who thinks wearing a Linkin Park hoodie at every family gathering makes him "deep." It’s almost impressive how you’ve turned musical preferences into a sad cry for attention that even your mom has probably tuned out at this point. Let's talk about your top artist, “Beícoli.” Seriously, how many times do you have to listen to this artist to realize that they’re the musical equivalent of bedazzled trucker caps? You’ve turned “I’m not gone” into your personal anthem because at this rate, you sound like you’re trying to convince everyone—including yourself—that you still exist outside your bedroom. If "Mother" is in your top five, we can only assume you're using it as an excuse to avoid adulting while you rock out to tracks that sound like they came straight out of a melodramatic teen soap opera. And don’t even get me started on those song titles—“Heartbeat From The Last Century”? Sweetie, the only thing that needs a heartbeat is your music taste. Listening to that collection of post-grunge heartbreak melodies and power metal ballads is like choking on a bunch of glorified energy drinks while watching your hopes for a social life dissolve into an abyss of recycled riffs. If you spent as much time exploring new genres as you do keeping your profile a nostalgic shrine to angst, maybe you wouldn’t have to explain what “nu metal” is to your 90-year-old grandma at the next family reunion.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!