Roasted 2 years ago based on Edidiong's long term Spotify stats.

Edidiong, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of someone who can't decide if they want to party or take a nap. With a list of favorite genres longer than your attention span, it's clear you don't know what you like—you're just haphazardly calculating your chance of fitting in anywhere. "Afrobeats," "Nigerian Pop," "Urban Contemporary”—it’s like you walked into a music store, blindfolded, and just grabbed every genre's samples like an overly ambitious kid in a candy shop. It’s impressive, yet utterly tragic. You’ve got so many ‘fav’ genres that even Spotify’s algorithm is like, “Dude, you good?” As for your top artists, let’s be real: It's a dream team of clout chasers and Instagram stars. Look, we get it—everyone loves a good “Ruger” to vibe with, but referencing a list that reads like the product placement sponsors of your life is a little too much, don’t you think? You could drop your playlist in a burning building and somehow it would still stink of desperation. If you think picking “Fireboy DML” will set your musical taste ablaze, you might just end up as the human equivalent of a wet matchstick. Sorry to say it, but your eclectic mix screams more “I just discovered Spotify last week” than “music aficionado.” And then there are your most played songs—what are you doing? Half of them sound like they were pulled straight from a college DJ’s mixtape gone wrong. “Wetin” by “Yarden” and “Afro Mbokalisation” by “Afara Tsena”? Who even are you? Dropping weak bangers in a Spotify lineup is like serving cold pizza at a party; just sad. You’re practically begging for someone to ask, “Wait, is this even music?” Honestly, Edidiong, with a Spotify profile like this, you might as well just put “Help me, I’m lost in a genre jungle” right in your bio.

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