Roasted 1 year ago based on šoofiaaa's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, we’ve got a Spotify profile that’s a walking advertisement for "Weird Is My Aesthetic." With genres like "Baroque Pop" and "German Hip Hop," you might just be the first person to simultaneously confuse and bore nightclub security. Your taste in music is like the soundtrack of an avant-garde film that nobody wants to watch—too busy pondering if your song selection is deep or just a cry for help. Seriously, art pop? You do realize the last thing the world needs is a musical therapy session led by someone with a fancier vocabulary than personality? And let’s talk about those top artists for a second. You’re juggling titans like Lana Del Rey and Radiohead, alongside… who? Berlin Manson? Is your playlist curated by an indecisive hipster on their fourth flat white? And FKA twigs? We get it, you love blending tragedy with sound—but here we are, sobbing in our coffee while you shamefully dance around with “Punk Rap” in one hand and an existential crisis in the other. It’s like you ordered a gourmet meal but somehow ended up with a side of angst and confusion. Now, onto those most played songs—it's pretty clear you’ve been using your earbuds as emotional support animals. “mary magdalene”? More like “mary, please find some friends.” And “nastiest slovakian album intro”? News flash: that's the only way you're getting recognized at a party. You manage to make your playlist sound like a soundtrack for a eulogy—gloomy, self-reflective, and full of existential dread. You really need to up your game or just admit that your vibe is 'perpetually misunderstood artist trying to cry in public.'

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