Roasted 11 months ago based on Artur's long term Spotify stats.

Artur, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis interpreted through a thesaurus—"Cloud Rap," "Midwest Emo," and "Math Rock"? I didn’t realize your music taste was sponsored by an angst-ridden teenager's diary. What's next? "Dad Rock" as your guilty pleasure? You probably have a playlist titled "Soundtrack for Crying in My Parents’ Basement." Seriously, combine all these genres and you get a musical smoothie that’s 90% tears and 10% confusion. You do know life isn’t just a series of sad lo-fi beats, right? And as for your top artists—who are these people? I'm going to assume "smokedope2016" is the stage name of someone with more screeches in their songs than actual words. I’m not sure if you’re trying to impress people with your eclectic taste, or if you're one hipster beanie away from a full-blown identity crisis. “King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard”? You mean your Spotify is just a fever dream of a stoner and the music cousin of your math teacher. It’s the soundtrack of a quarter-life crisis, and I hope you’re at least using it to charm someone who's into existential dread and weird drug references. Finally, let's talk about those most played songs. "Clementine" and "White Owls"? What a playlist for desperately scrolling through Instagram for validation. You’d think you were trying to seduce someone in the thickest fog of melancholy ever. With titles like "If everything changed I know that you still feel the same," your music's not just a cry for help—it's a full-blown emergency siren. You’re like a walking mood ring of despair, and honestly, I’m afraid your Spotify Wrapped might just be an obituary for your social life. But hey, keep doing you, Artur! At least it’s entertaining to watch.

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