Roasted 11 months ago based on ssy's long term Spotify stats.

Hey there, ssy! Looks like your Spotify profile is the karaoke night of musical taste—an awkward mix of takes that make it feel like you're just a few liquid courage shots away from belting out some OPM classics in front of a confused crowd. Seriously, "Pinoy R&B"? You do realize those initials sound like a fast-food restaurant's menu item, right? The way you jump from Kundiman to K-Pop is like watching a five-car pileup happen, but I can’t look away because it’s just that tragic. Your list of top artists reads like the world’s least desirable music festival lineup. Who else but you would put Chris Brown and BTS on the same pedestal? It’s like mixing soy sauce and chocolate—nobody asked for it, but here you are, trying to convince everyone it’s gourmet. Plus, with "City Girls" and "Walang Makapa" as your most played songs, it makes one wonder if your biggest life goal is to confuse every relationship you enter with a soundtrack that screams “commitment issues” and “sudden betrayal.” And wow, the most played songs read like the soundtrack to a rom-com that never quite made it to theaters—awkward and not quite sure who its target audience is. With tracks like "HIT ME UP" and "butterflies (2 a.m. Version)," it's clear you're living your life like a series of poor choices strung together by bad music. Ssy, darling, at this point, your Spotify played more plot twists than your love life ever did, and trust me, nobody bought a ticket for that show!

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