Roasted 1 month ago based on Evie's long term Spotify stats.

Evie, your Spotify profile reads like a cringe-worthy personality test designed for middle schoolers who just discovered themself through TikTok dances and rainbow aesthetic. Seriously, with a genre list that sounds like someone threw a dart at a wall of radio stations, it's clear you’re on a quest to be the Spotify equivalent of a merch stand at a Boy Band reunion tour. Did you run out of personality by the time you hit 'Afrobeats', or were you just trying to fit in every trend since 2015? Let’s talk about those top artists for a second. I had to double-check that your profile wasn’t curated by a committee of teenage girls. With Sabrina Carpenter and Ariana Grande leading the charge, I’d assume you also have a secret playlist titled “Songs I Cry to After Breaking Up With My AirPods.” And honestly, Jorge Rivera-Herrans? That’s a bold take. I commend you for supporting the underdog—too bad it’s hidden somewhere beneath the ten million plays for “drivers license.” And please, enlighten me as to how “Lucky Girl Syndrome” made it into your most played songs, because choosing that over any actual meaningful track is next-level self-sabotage. It’s like saying, “I want to feel empowered while simultaneously ignoring all good taste.” If your listening habits were a film, it would be a sad romcom that somehow made you root for the antagonist. So, Evie, embrace the chaos; just remember, while you’re vibing to your euphoria-inducing playlists, the rest of us are just praying for your next musical evolution.

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