Roasted 4 months ago based on Lux's long term Spotify stats.

Lux, it’s adorable how you’ve somehow managed to pick almost every sub-genre of hip hop, yet still sound like your Spotify algorithm took a wrong turn down an alley and got stuck in the 90s. It's like you're trying to create the mixtape for a midlife crisis that hasn't even happened yet! “Old School Hip Hop” really? It’s hard to tell if you’re trying to channel your childhood or just dodging the fact that the last new artist you actually gave a chance is the human version of a participation trophy. Your top artists list reads like a hip hop Hall of Fame curated by someone who thinks “Corrido” is a spicy taco. With legends like Kendrick, Kanye, and J. Cole in the mix, it's easy to feel bad for them; I mean, do they know they’re being played between something called "Corridos Bélicos"? It’s almost like you’re trying to put them in a blender and see if they can survive a carnival of confused beats. I can only imagine how awkward their reactions would be to your shuffling playlist that sounds like a high school kid's desperate attempts to impress his music snob friends. And let's talk about those most played songs. “TU ME TIENES LOCO”? Really? Your music taste is so random it could be mistaken for a teenager’s frantic search for identity after a breakup. Honestly, if I were dating you, I’d question my choices after hearing you bounce from “Money Trees” to something that sounds like the soundtrack to an existential crisis. It's lively confusion at its finest, and I applaud your bravery in embarking on this eclectic journey. Just remember, listening to too much "Jazz Rap" doesn't magically make you an expert on jazz—or rap, for that matter!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!