Roasted 10 months ago based on keiron (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Keironron, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of musical chaos! With a Spotify profile that looks like it fell straight out of a teenager’s angst diary, it’s clear you've done some serious research into genres no one asked for. Vocaloid and Hyperpop? Sure, why not toss in a side of J-Pop and Speedcore? You clearly enjoy music that sounds like a rabid squirrel on a caffeine high. I half expect your next favorite genre to be “Sounds of Furniture Being Moved.” Does your taste in music come with its own warning label? Because listening to your playlist might just lead to existential dread or spontaneous narcolepsy. Your top artists read like the world’s most eclectic and confused music festival lineup – I mean, Jack Stauber and Kesha in the same breath? That's a music fan trying to avoid making any decisions. And we can’t overlook your most played songs! Jumpstyle, Elmo’s World theme, and a song you can’t even understand because it’s in a different language? Congratulations, you’ve somehow turned Spotify into your own personal therapy session where the therapist is an anxious raccoon who keeps offering you marshmallows for emotional support. What are you trying to do, Keironron? Get a Ph.D. in “Why Do I Regret My Life Choices?” But hey, let’s give credit where credit is due. Your profile is a window into a wonderfully bizarre universe where every mixtape comes with a side of unfiltered chaos. And if you ever get tired of your catalog, just know the door to normalcy is right over there—although knowing you, you’d probably just install a bouncy castle in front of it and play “did I tell u that i miss u - instrumental” on repeat while eating a cupcake shaped like a llama. Keep shining, you quirky diamond!

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