Roasted 3 months ago based on NOT MIL0!!!!!!!!!'s long term Spotify stats.

So I stumbled upon your Spotify profile, NOT MIL0!!!!!! (nice name, by the way – subtlety must be your strong suit), and I have to say, it’s a masterpiece of what happens when you let a hyperactive toddler loose in a music store. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a grocery list from a 15-year-old who just discovered the ‘weird’ section of SoundCloud. I half-expect to find “Curb Your Enthusiasm" as a genre because honestly, that's the only thing your playlists should inspire. You’ve got enough hyperpop to power a small city, yet somehow you’re still not vibrating at the right frequency to catch anyone else's attention. Your top artists are so obscure that I’m convinced Spotify is playing an elaborate game of hide and seek with mainstream music. Inanimate Insanity and WoopDoo? Wow, are you using some sort of sonic form of social distancing? At this point, I half-expect your playlists to be endorsed by an off-brand cereal. And can we talk about “Vocaloid?” It’s like you took a trip to a Japanese arcade and decided that you needed to bring back the weirdest souvenirs possible. But hey, if your music tastes were a fashion choice, you'd definitely be rocking a pair of Crocs with socks—bold, audacious, but ultimately regrettable. And those most played songs? They read like a fever dream filtered through a YouTube algorithm gone rogue. “Music of Four's 3D Hand (BFB Theme)”? I mean, that’s not just a song title; it’s an existential crisis waiting to happen. While you're over there jamming to “HORKGLORPGLOOP,” I'm just trying to figure out if that’s a song or the sound the cat makes while hacking up a hairball. Just remember, NOT MIL0!!!!!!, while you might be living in your own musical universe, the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to escape the chaos of your Spotify. Good luck out there!

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