Roasted 5 months ago based on Lee's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Lee, the human embodiment of a mid-2000s MySpace profile complete with vinyl records and a deep emotional crisis! Seriously, this playlist looks like it was curated during a break-up and an existential breakdown simultaneously. You can't tell if you're grieving over your lost youth or crying because your latte foam art didn't turn out right. Emo, pop punk, folk punk, and a sprinkle of hip-hop—are you trying to save nostalgia or just avoid adult responsibilities? Either way, we get it, your therapist is busy. Your top artists read like a who’s who of “I can’t decide what mood I’m in”—from One Direction to Kendrick Lamar. It’s like you can’t choose between throwing yourself on the floor and sobbing dramatically, or dancing on that same floor with a cup of coffee while crying over how no one understands your pain. “Way Less Sad”? More like “Way More Lost in a Sea of Sad Boy Anthems.” I half expect your Spotify Wrapped to come with a complimentary box of tissues and a heartfelt letter from your ex telling you to get a grip. And then there’s that most-played list. I mean, "Sugar, We're Goin Down" is the only nod to classic emo legend Fall Out Boy, while the rest of your top tracks read like the soundtrack to a very sad TikTok moment. Seriously, if I hear “Can’t Wait To See What You Do Next” one more time, I'm gonna sign you up for a musical theater camp where they teach you to put those feelings on stage instead of in your earbuds! Come on, Lee, don’t let your Spotify collection look like a sad indie film’s outtakes. Pick a vibe, any vibe, and stick to it—unless the aim was to keep people perpetually confused. In that case, mission accomplished!

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