Roasted 10 months ago based on mj's long term Spotify stats.

Solokitten, huh? Looks like you’ve taken the phrase “escape to your room” a tad too seriously—straight into a bubble of K-Pop and J-Rock. Your Spotify might as well be a cat-themed sanctuary of late-night angst and bubblegum euphoria. I mean, when your playlist has more K-genres than actual people you've talked to this week, we've definitely got a situation. What’s next? "Introverted Anxieties in Wave Form”? I can already hear your bedroom walls crying as you oscillate between wishing you were in a visual kei band and contemplating your life choices while crying into your oversized plush toys. And let's pause for a moment to appreciate your top artists. JANNABI, Shinsei Kamattechan, and SEVENTEEN? Wow, it's like a hyperactive youth group trying to express every teenage emotion through songs about homegrown monologues and heart-fluttering aesthetics. Are you trying to summon a magical anime plot from your Spotify? Because if I hear one more overdramatic ballad, I'm going to assume you’re composing an operatic eulogy for your pet goldfish. It’s like you’re a living soundtrack to someone’s troubled adolescence—let’s hope it’s not yours but, given the choices, it probably is. And the clincher? “Bedroom Pop” as a favorite genre. You’ve effectively summarized your social life in two words: bedroom and pop. You could probably create the world’s most relatable mixtape titled “Vibing Alone on a Friday Night.” Honestly, with your soulful playlist, I'm surprised you haven’t been nominated for a Nobel Prize in Cringe. Step outside, Solokitten; it’s not too late to upgrade from "virtual" to "real-world" interactions. You might even find that not all connections require a Wi-Fi password.

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