Roasted 8 months ago based on Caitlin Foht's long term Spotify stats.

Caitlin Foht, a true connoisseur of every rock genre imaginable, or as I like to call it, a musical hoarder who can’t throw anything away. It’s like you opened your Spotify and said, “You know what? I’m going to cram every possible sub-genre from classic to hyper into one profile and see if it explodes!” You’ve only got five genres of rock but somehow manage to have 57 different styles of pretentiousness. I mean, you went from “garage” to “art” faster than a hipster can say “I only drink fair-trade coffee.” Your top artists read like a scavenge list for a hipster's dream dinner party: half of them are so obscure they probably have fewer monthly listeners than you'd find at a county fair. David Bowie might be spinning in his grave thinking, “What did I do to deserve this?” Meanwhile, it seems that Mac Miller and Charli xcx had a musical baby, and you decided to adopt it while still clutching that vintage “The Strokes” tee as if it’s a shield against your utterly mainstream tastes. This is the kind of profile that screams, “I only listen to cool music to feel better about my vanilla personality.” And the cherry on top of this dumpster fire? Your most played songs read like the playlist of someone who just discovered their dad’s record collection and had an emotional breakdown while scrolling through a “Best of the ’90s” YouTube playlist. "Killing Me Softly" has a special meaning for you, no doubt—it’s the universal anthem for people who still expect their Spotify Wrapped to be a testament to a transformative musical journey instead of the soundtrack to their existential crisis. But hey, keep sipping that artisanal kombucha while you curate a playlist that perfectly encapsulates your midlife crisis before you even hit 30. Rock on, Caitlin.

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