Roasted 2 years ago based on BooBerry's long term Spotify stats.
Pretsallover, huh? I see your musical preferences are just as confused as your taste in life decisions. You’ve got "Art Pop" and "Krushclub" on the same list as "Rage Rap" and "Drift Phonk." With those genre choices, it’s clear you're just trying to collect every sound known to mankind in a desperate attempt to impress that imaginary hipster friend you think you have. Your Spotify Wrapped must look like a toddler's art project crossed with a mid-life crisis. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Aaryan Shah? Really? I didn’t even know that Spotify had a category for “artists most likely to make you question your life choices.” And then there's Yeat, a guy who somehow turns grunting into an art form. This is the kind of music that makes you wonder if you’re listening to bangers or just a broken alarm clock. And Billie Eilish sitting next to Don Toliver makes it seem like you’re throwing a party for people with multiple personality disorders. I can just picture you trying to explain how you find “that emotional connection” with a song named after a kid's cartoon character. Now let’s get to those most played songs! “Pushkin's Garland: Reveille?” How sophisticated, bro! Nothing says “I have my life together” quite like blaring a Russian classical piece while scrolling mindlessly through TikTok. And "Misty Mountains" by Richard Armitage? Do you actually live in Middle-earth, or are you just trying to vibe with the elves? Seriously, Pretsallover, your Spotify profile is giving off major “confused college student” energy—like you can’t decide if you want to rage all night or weep into your lattes. But hey, at least it’s all one big trainwreck that we can all laugh about!
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