Roasted 8 months ago based on Lewis Barnes's long term Spotify stats.

Lewis Barnes: the musical equivalent of a buffet where everything is slightly undercooked and questionable. Your favorite genres read like a teenager's diary after a bad breakup—“Drum and Bass,” “Hyperpop,” and “Happy Hardcore” are all consistent reminders that your personal taste fluctuates like your mood during a middle school dance. What’s next? “Post-Apocalyptic Clown Core”? It’s like your Spotify is an emotional rollercoaster designed to traumatize those around you while they wonder why you've stranded them on an elevator stuck between levels of 'sad' and 'overstimulated.' Your top artists could either soundtrack an emotional midlife crisis or an end-of-the-world rave in a crumbling basement—it’s hard to tell! Bru-C must be thrilled to have a die-hard fan, but come on, in a world with Billie Eilish and Drake, it’s a bit tragic you’re riding the Bru-C hype train like he’s the last ticket on the Titanic. And mgk? Seriously?! When did becoming a “Netflix and Chill” soundbite become a career choice? Let’s hop on over to Paramore and All Time Low so we can feel twice the cringe while thrice the nostalgia. If your playlist were a person, it’d be the one who insists they “chat with spirits” and asks strangers if they believe in aliens. Your most played songs are like a mixtape assembled by someone who just discovered they have feelings but can’t commit. “No Excuses” plays on repeat like a broken record that’s just too worn out to deliver anything new. Meanwhile, “Dear Maria, Count Me In'' suggests you're still holding out for your high school crush to notice you from across the lunchroom. Spare us the angst, and please, for the sake of humanity, diversify your playlist—your Spotify account could use a bit more maturity and a little less angst; it’s called growing up, not holding on for dear life.

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