Roasted 6 months ago based on sumiah's long term Spotify stats.

Miah, your Spotify profile reads like a confused music store that just couldn't pick a lane. You’ve got more genres than a hipster vinyl shop, but let's be honest: your taste is as scattered as your New Year’s resolutions. Pop? Check. Rap? Double check. Drill? UK Drill? At this point, I’m half expecting to see bagpipe folk music in your favorites. It's like your Spotify has commitment issues – pick a genre and stick with it, girl! As for your top artists, it's clear you're living your best teenage girl dream, with a side of existential crisis. Justin Bieber to Drake? Really? It’s like you’re trying to recreate the pop playground where every kid wants to play, but you still haven’t figured out how to swing without getting stuck in the chains. And don’t even get me started on Benson Boone making your list so many times; if I didn’t know better, I'd think he's your virtual boyfriend. You do know he doesn’t know you exist, right? Your most played songs are a rollercoaster of emotional confusion, Miah. Between "Lonely" and "Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else," I can’t help but wonder if you’re curating the soundtrack for heartbreaks you haven’t even experienced yet. Honestly, it’s a wonder your Spotify isn’t asking you to put a therapist on speed dial. So here’s a thought: maybe update your playlist to reflect your actual experiences instead of those sad ballads. At least then, when someone checks your Spotify, they won’t immediately file a missing person report on your taste in music!

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