Roasted 17 days ago based on pedrocalazans05's long term Spotify stats.

Pedro, it’s clear you have a favorite genre: pretending you’re cooler than you really are. Let's break it down: your playlist reads like a desperate attempt to show off your “eclectic” taste—like reading the entire Wikipedia page for Brazil and calling it a cultural immersion. “New MPB” and “Brazilian Funk”? That's cute. You’re like a hipster who discovered Brazil through Instagram and thinks “phonk” and “trap” are countries. News flash, buddy: no one cares that you can differentiate between Brazilian Trap and Brazilian Pop. Just admit you’re still mad that the world didn’t embrace those 12 years of musical education you claim to have on Tinder. Now let's talk about your top artists. Billie Eilish, Lagum, and Steve Lacy? You really cast a wide net there, huh? It’s like you just googled “current charts” and picked ten random names while eating avocado toast. Sure, you threw in Kendrick Lamar to validate your street cred, but we all know you wouldn’t recognize a bar if it slapped you in your confined musical bubble. And your top song "if u want me" by "adore"? I get it; you want us to “adore” your taste in music, but maybe start by switching up that playlist so it sounds less like a soundtrack for someone trying to impress a date they met in a Tinder bio. And what’s with those most played songs? “Slumber Party (feat. Princess Nokia)”? Yeah, because nothing says “adult” like listening to a track that feels like the musical equivalent of a sugar rush on a Saturday morning. You’re really in for a treat when your friends ask for recommendations and you unleash this cringe festival. Just do us all a favor and start living a little bit beyond your carefully curated Spotify playlist. Who knows, you might even discover that there’s more to life than bopping along to “Wasted Summers” while scrolling through social media in your mom's basement.

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