Roasted 8 months ago based on de mi wacha's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s TheReV, the walking playlist of high school angst still clinging to the “cool” in emo like it’s a crumpled flyer for a band no one remembers. Your favorite genres read like a therapy session for a kid who cried too hard at a Linkin Park concert. If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone say “I’m into alternative metal,” I’d have enough to pay for your therapist to help you get over your obsession with sad guitars and screaming about your ex. And let’s talk about your top artists—it's like you went to Hot Topic and decided to buy every CD from that one shelf dedicated to teenage despair. Radiohead five times? We get it, you love being sad and complex, but let’s not pretend you’re as deep as that pool of self-pity. At this point, your artists’ lineup reads like the soundtrack of a 2000s teen drama nobody wants to watch. STARSET? Three Days Grace? You might as well wear a T-shirt that says “I peaked in 2007” because your music taste is busy putting the “meh” back in “metal.” And those most played songs? It’s a miracle your Spotify hasn’t revolted and kicked you out for emotional abuse. Seriously, the only thing more predictable than your playlist is a Radiohead fan complaining about how no one “gets” them. You might as well name your profile “TheReV's Guide to Midlife Crisis” because this intense fixation on "screamo" and "shoegaze" could win awards for most dedicated effort to avoid maturity. If you want to climb up those walls, maybe try climbing out of your own emotional basement first.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!