Roasted 2 years ago based on ianwill11's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it's ianwill11, showcasing a musical taste so eclectic it makes a thrift store bin look curated! With a genre lineup that swings from "Soul" to "Soft Rock," it's like you went to a yard sale of old CDs and just couldn't say no to anything that had a rhythm. Seriously, your playlist looks like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis and a BBQ in the ’70s had a baby! Who knew “Chillhop” was just code for “I’m too tired to commit to one genre?” And what's this fascination with Kanye West and Delegation? It’s like a love affair between a self-proclaimed genius and the awkward cousin nobody knows how they got invited to the family reunion. You know it’s 2023, right? You can let go of the past, Ian. Daryl Hall & John Oates? Really? You’re just one “Sara Smile” away from showing up in a patterned polo, ready to recount a mediocre college experience no one asked about. As for your top songs, I can’t help but chuckle at the fact that you feature both Ryan Gosling and Kanye West in your most-played lineup. That's like bragging about your favorite drink being iced coffee while simultaneously sipping on a warm glass of milk. You do you, but please, the next time you're tempted to hit “shuffle,” remember that a little self-respect can go a long way. In short, if your music taste were a person, it’d be awkwardly dancing in the corner while everyone else parties.
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