Roasted 2 years ago based on sophiaknoll's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Sophiaknoll, the unrivaled connoisseur of niche genres! You know, I’ve seen entire playlists with more personality than your favorite genres combined. “Rage Rap” sounds like a personal manifesto for when your avocado toast doesn’t turn out right. And "POV: Indie"? Seriously? What are you, the emotional support animal for hipster vibes? I half expect your Spotify Wrapped to include a subgenre for "Sobbing in a Vintage Record Store." Your top artists read like a college student’s excuse for failing their humanities course. You’re out here vibing with Beach House while secretly rooting for ketchup on your flannel shirt. "Clairo"? More like "Claire-yo-what-were-you-thinking." Please tell me you don’t think "Destroy Lonely" is a legitimate lifestyle choice; that sounds like a therapy session waiting to happen! And let’s be real, with a list that looks like an Arcade Fire album cover, it’s hard to tell if you’re trying to enjoy music or compete for the most pretentious hipster awards. As for your most played songs, I don't know whether to applaud your impeccable taste or send you a rescue boat to save you from drowning in your own emotional baggage. Blood Orange and Frank Ocean? Okay, we get it. You only cry to the soundtrack of artists you've never seen live but claim you totally vibe with while sipping oat milk lattes. And while you’re out here getting stuck with The Neighbourhood, I’m just hoping you find a way to leave that cozy little bubble of self-indulgent angst. Cheers to being wrapped in your feelings and hiding behind your Spotify account, where you can pretend you’re an existential indie film!

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