Roasted 7 months ago based on Aishlinn's long term Spotify stats.

Aishlinn, your Spotify profile reads like the emotional rollercoaster of a 13-year-old trying to impress their slightly cooler friends. Seriously, do you even listen to any songs without putting "hip hop" in the genre title? You have more labels attached to your music tastes than a kid in a kindergarten art class trying to explain their chaotic masterpiece. I get it; you tried to diversify with some “alternative rock” and “indie” but let’s be real, you know you just want to have the perfect soundtrack for your next Instagram post where you'll pretend you’re cooler than you actually are. Looking at those top artists, I have to wonder if you're trying to collect a band-aid for every emotional scar you’ve ever accumulated. Kanye West and Tyler, The Creator? So bold! It’s like you’re trying to say, “I appreciate artistic genius and unpredictability!” while simultaneously shoving Billy Joel in there like he’s the wise old sage among your chaotic hip-hop shebang. It's the musical equivalent of packing an avocado toast and a McDonald’s Big Mac in the same lunchbox. The only thing missing is a tinge of existential crisis leaking through every note you play. As for your “most played songs,” I can’t decide if your music tastes are an avant-garde statement or just a cry for help on a very confused mixtape. “Crank That (Soulja Boy)” really takes the cake, huh? Nothing says “I have a well-rounded palette” quite like that masterpiece sandwiched between Lorde’s deep lyrics and Radiohead's existential dread. If your Spotify account was a movie, it’d be an awkward indie flick where the audience isn’t sure if they should laugh or cry, and frankly, it’s just uncomfortable to watch. Get it together, Aishlinn! Your “wild side” needs some serious guidance!

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