Roasted 8 months ago based on semi fried tiger's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Red, you really went above and beyond to curate a playlist that screams, "I'm one existential crisis away from adopting 47 cats and living in a shack filled with speakers." I mean, with a sonic palette that looks like it was scavenged from a post-apocalyptic rave, it's safe to say your taste is less 'eclectic' and more 'what the hell is wrong with you?' Who needs therapy when you've got a soundtrack that sounds like industrial machinery mating in a factory that specializes in nihilistic beats? And let’s talk about those top artists. Razed In Black and Sewerslvt? This isn't just a Spotify list; it’s basically a cry for help written in noise! If Toby Fox and the SEGA SOUND TEAM are who you jam with, your next party is going to look like a LEGO convention gone terribly, terribly wrong. Seriously, between your affinity for "Industrial Metal" and the haunted house vibes of "Darkwave," it's a wonder you don’t charge admission to anyone who dares to come within earshot of your playlists. Now, your most played songs are the sonic equivalent of a supervillain's playlist. "20 Ways to Kill Someone" followed immediately by "Beach Walk"—brilliant contrast! Is that your idea of self-care? "Hungry Like the Wolf" is a fun choice until you realize the wolf in question is probably howling in agony over the fact that they now have to listen to your breakup playlist. If someone ever tells you that "Shut Up (And Sleep With Me)" is a romantic song, just know that’s probably going to be your dating app bio: “Let's vibe to my straight-up chaos symphony.” Good luck out there!

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