Roasted 11 months ago based on alirya's long term Spotify stats.
Alirya, if your Spotify profile were a person, it’d be that overly enthusiastic friend at a party who only has two dance moves: the awkward shuffle and flailing like they’re trying to swat away invisible bees. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a pretentious thesaurus exploded in a hipster coffee shop. K-Pop and Noise Music? Did you accidentally mix up your playlist with an art installation meant to test just how much auditory abuse people can endure before questioning their life choices? Let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? You’ve clocked more hours with ATEEZ than a rabid fan trying to impress their unsuspecting crush with an embarrassing karaoke rendition. You might be one existential crisis away from changing your name to "ATEEZ's #1 Stalker" since your Spotify Wrapped clearly shows that you no longer have an identity outside of their fandom. Are you planning to audition for "The Biggest ATEEZ Fan": The Musical? Because that constant rotation of tracks makes it sound like they were your therapy during tough times—or unrequited love. And the sheer number of genres you could fit on a resume screams, “I don’t know what I like, so I’ll just say everything except pop that doesn’t have a soothing soundscape!” Your taste is like a buffet where someone took the “do not mix” signs too seriously, yet here you are, proudly serving a playlist of questionable decisions. So, roll out the red carpet and get ready for a disaster of epic proportions, because if this is what passes for musical taste, you might just end up at a karaoke bar, drowning your sorrows while belting out “WAP” to a confused crowd.
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