Roasted 8 months ago based on belmo's long term Spotify stats.

Belmo, your favorite genres list looks like it was compiled during an identity crisis. It's like you threw a dart at a board of music styles and just went with whatever it landed on. Rap and Country? Great combo—you’ve got the lyrical depth of Drake and the emotional complexity of a dog chasing its tail in the backyard. "Rage Rap" and "Horrorcore"? If you’re trying to make your Spotify profile look like a high schooler's diary from a breakup with their therapist, mission accomplished! With a blend this chaotic, no wonder they’re considering giving you your own genre: "Musical Bi-Polar Disorder." And then we have your top artists. Drake—classic, but you might as well be wearing a shirt that says "I’m just here for the hits." But Don Toliver? Are you also using your Spotify as an online dating profile? And let’s not even get started on "$uicideboy$." Because when you’re selecting artists, why not go for the ones that sound like a cry for help? Your top ten reads like a fad diet designed by someone who wants to sample every pain-induced mood imaginable. It’s like your musical taste is a sad mixtape of ‘Ballads for the Broken’ and ‘Pump Up Jams for Panic Attacks.’ And then there’s your most played songs. "Wildcat" by Sqweez? Sweetie, nobody even knows who that is unless they’ve spent too many weekends locked in their bedroom binge-listening to Spotify’s “Hobo Vibes” playlist. "Escape - John Summit Remix"? Honey, the only thing you’re escaping from is the shame of your Spotify musical choices. Meanwhile, the inclusion of Chris Stapleton in your most played tracks is about as random as me grabbing my dad’s old flannel and pretending it’s a fashion statement from the 90s. Honestly, Belmo, your streaming history looks like someone melted genres together in a blender—and I'm concerned about your musical taste level.

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