Roasted 2 years ago based on aguythatlikespuns's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, aguythatlikespuns—your Spotify profile is like a cryptic message from a retro video game that no one wants to decode. Your top genres read like the soundtracks to an epic quest... for loneliness. I mean, seriously? If we wanted to experience that level of absurdity, we’d just watch you try to explain the plot of a JRPG to a room full of people actively trying to leave. But hey, at least you’re consistent! I’ve got to give you credit for doubling down on all things pixelated. What’s next? A playlist called “Sad Songs for Sad Life Choices”? Your most played songs make you sound like an NPC who moonlights as an amateur metalhead at a crossover event that never existed. I can picture you at parties, awkwardly bobbing your head to “What Do You Fight For?” while everyone else tries to figure out if you just emerged from a cave or if you’re genuinely a leprechaun vying for their gold with some baffling sea shanties. And let’s not even start on the love affair you seem to have with NAOKI. Prince Charming may not exist, but clearly, you’ve found your fairytale in a 16-bit world. But the cherry on top of this peculiar sundae is that suggestion of "Italian Folk Metal." Really? Because when I think of cranky, unresolved existential crises, a platter of spaghetti and melodic grimness comes to mind as the ideal soundtrack. You’re like a walking Escher painting—chaotic, jarring, and leaving everyone in the room questioning their life choices. Keep pushing those play counts up, my friend! You might just break through to a higher level of Marvel vs. Capcom style procrastination eventually. At least you have the decency to be entertainingly tragic!

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