Roasted 11 months ago based on NIKKONIKKONIKKO's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, SEWER RAT!! You’ve packed your Spotify profile like a teenage emo's bedroom: a chaotic blend of hyperpop glitter and the lingering smell of last night's fast food. Seriously, your genre list reads like a Pinterest board for someone who's trying too hard to stay relevant while having an identity crisis. It’s like you threw a couple of heavy bands into a blender with a bunch of TikTok earworms and called it a genre smoothie. If there’s a genre out there for listening to your Spotify, it’s probably “Confused Hipster.” And those top artists? What’s this, a lineup for the next “My Life Is a Whirlwind” therapy session? You’ve got System Of A Down and Bad Bunny side by side — it’s like mixing a toxic relationship with a party that no one invited you to. Your taste in music is such a wild ride, I half-expect you to show up to a fancy gala wearing a Korn t-shirt and Crocs. Honestly, if your music preferences were a person, they’d be that friend who’s way too invested in emotionally unstable memes while pretending their life isn't a dumpster fire. Let’s not even discuss your most played songs, which look like the playlist for a living room mosh pit gone wrong. “Piano Tiles” followed by “This Hurts”? What are you trying to convey here, that you can simultaneously be a gamer and an emotional wreck? I haven’t seen a mix this chaotic since that time I accidentally made a pizza smoothie. But hey, at least when people see your profile, they know to steer clear of any deep conversations – because if your music's any indication, the only deep thing you're ready for is a bottomless abyss of existential dread.

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