Roasted 8 months ago based on eughphemism's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, eughphemism, your Spotify profile reads like an awkward first date where you just couldn’t stop trying to impress with your “unique” taste in music. I mean, have you even heard of a genre that doesn’t include the word “Pinoy”? It looks like you’re collecting Filipino genres like Pokémon cards – congratulations, you caught the whole set! If your playlist were a meal, it’d be a soggy lump of lumpia left out in the sun, totally unappetizing and begging for someone to throw it away. Let’s talk about your top artists for a second. How many times do you need to listen to "From The Start" to actually start liking something that’s not just a repeat? Your obsession with Laufey is NOT a personality trait; it’s an emergency. And Ben&Ben? News flash: it’s not just you; even the entire world is like, "We get it, you listen to them, we’re all a little sad, can we just not?” You have enough soft rock to put everyone to sleep during a midnight drive, and I’m starting to think your playlists are the perfect background music for a funeral—clock that vibe, right? Last but certainly not least, your most played songs can only be described as a sad mixtape made by someone who just found out that their dating profile picture didn’t quite live up to the hype. “Winter Wonderland”? Really? The only thing colder than that song is your chances of finding someone who will swipe right on you based on this Spotify account. You need some serious help, buddy. Start expanding those musical horizons, or I’m worried you’ll turn into the human embodiment of a lukewarm cup of chamomile tea.

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