Roasted 1 year ago based on SKAL's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s SKAL. Your taste in music is basically a buffet of confusion, served with a side order of "What the actual heck are you thinking?" Starting with Sertanejo and rolling through EDM like you're trying to win an Olympic medal in genre indecision, we can only assume that your Spotify is the soundtrack to a confused mullet-wearing farmer at a rave. Honestly, you could’ve saved your own sanity by just picking one genre and sticking with it. What are you trying to say? That you’re as versatile as a utility knife, or just lost in the wilderness of musical taste? Your top artists list has a vibe akin to someone who runs a karaoke night for people who can’t quite sing. Listing both Kanye West and Jorge & Mateus is like serving a fine wine with your grandma’s mystery casserole. And don’t even get me started on "Sertanejo Universitário," which sounds suspiciously like a braindead attempt to combine country with college. It’s like you’re trying to throw a party in a barn while simultaneously headbanging in the middle of a techno rave. The real miracle here is that you somehow play "Future" after "Creed" without a single toe being dislocated. As for your most played songs, let’s just say you're traveling through the five stages of musical grief. One minute you’re crying to "One Last Breath" by Creed, and the next you’re ready to throw down with "ARSENAL" by Mike Dimes—as if those vibes actually match. Your playlist is like an emotional rollercoaster designed by someone who forgot to check their sanity at the door. You need a therapist more than you need those earbuds. But hey, keep jamming; at least you’re a walking (or stumbling) testament to why we have shuffles!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!