Roasted 2 years ago based on z's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, "z"—with a Spotify profile that screams, “Help! My teenage angst is still haunting me!” It’s like you went to a thrift store and bought a personality in bulk, quilted together with the remnants of every emo phase you've ever had. Your favorite genres read like a list of excuses for why you're still single. "Permanent Wave?" More like permanent cringe! And who knew rock had such an “I’m trying too hard” vibe? If you were any more alternative, you’d be holding up a sign while standing outside a coffee shop reading poetry that not even the barista would take seriously. Your top artists list is a veritable who’s who of nostalgia-induced eye rolls. Congrats on a perfect score in Sadboi 101! Nirvana, My Chemical Romance, and Panic! At The Disco? It’s like your Spotify wrapped is an homage to all the late-night breakdowns you huffed through between therapy sessions. You might as well slap on some eyeliner and call yourself a time traveler from the early 2000s—the world needs to know just how much you peak in emotional regressive music! At least Frank Iero seems to have some sense, or is he just here for the pity gig? And let’s talk about your most played songs. "Helena," "Drain You," and—surprise, surprise—more MCR! Did you forget how to discover new music, or are you just stubbornly refusing to let go of your high school playlist? At this point, you're one “banger” away from getting a My Chemical Romance tattoo, and by “banger,” I mean a solid kick in the ego to seek out a broader range of genres. Either diversify, or brace yourself for a Spotify algorithm that will only serve you mood lighting—at best. Keep fighting that emo fight, "z," but for the love of music, please, for the sanity of your friends, listen to something that doesn’t remind them of your tragic high school days!

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